I’m very pleased to announce that I did a strategic partnership deal with the good people at IFC to act as their host for the 2011 South By Southwest Interactive Festival, March 11 - 16. Next stop: Stratlandia, population: me.
I’ll be strat-jacking live from the IFC Crossroads house…
Director: “Do not push the buttons. Just jerk the controller up and down real fast. Trust me. It reads better.”
Dude, I’d be pissed too if a fucking plant grew out of my laptop.
We’ll need guns. LOTS OF GUNS.
Director: Don’t stop until I say cut… and ACTION!
“I’m wearing a t-shirt. This will look stupid, guys.”
“No it will look awesome. “
“This is madness.”
“No. THIS. IS. SPARTA!”
Dude, you know that shirtless creep that lives next door? Let’s tape him dicking around with a broadsword.
Producer: I got an urgent search for you!
Researcher: Shoot.
Producer: Find me a clip of a man with a cowboy hat, sitting at a computer. Then he needs to take off the hat and place it on top of his telephone before he starts typing on the computer. And the office should be painted teal BTW.
Researcher: Ok, that sounds like a rather specific, obscure request. I guess I’ll see what I can - oh, wait. Never mind. Here you go.
Nothing that crazy about this clip per se. Just a girl, running away from camera in a field. But what kind of field is it? Check out the URL.
http://www.revostock.com/Stock-Video-Footage/142196/woman-running-in-rape-field.htm
Duh! It’s a RAPE FIELD!
Handrails hang on either side of a toilet.
http://www.thoughtequity.com/video/clip/3452766_80921.do
This is very rare footage folks. So rare, in fact, that this clip is Rights Managed — don’t even THNK about using it in two different projects without permission from Thought Equity!
Aggressive
Young man with gasmask and baseball bat.
http://www.istockphoto.com/file_closeup.php?id=7601127
I, for one, would not like to encounter this young man in an alley. He gets “aggressive” about half way through.
